nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

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officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

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das-taube-spuern:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

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houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild


from start to finish

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

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asker

Anonymous asked: If you're a vegan then why do you own a dog

rabioheab:

what